A Motley Mix of Corny Content & Dumb Dad Jokes

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    Hair - Reese Witherspoon Reese Withoutaspoon
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    Clothing - HOW DID LUKE GET ARQUND THE FOREST MOON OF ENDOR AFTER HIS SPEEDERBIKE CRASHED? I DONT KNOW, HOW? THEGOLDENCLAW EWOKED.
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    Brown - Teenage Mutant Ninja Loafers Marshalls S1.99
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    Human body - Her:I only date bad guys. Me: DO NOT PUT METAL IN MICROWAVE IRAN MAIDEN SKAVE NIW WORLD
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    Tartan - Teacher: Make a sentence that starts with "I" Me: I is. Teacher: No, you should say "I am" not "I is" Me: I am the 9th letter of the alphabet Teacher:
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    Plant - Mosquito trap. The mosquito lands on the salt, thinking it's sugar. They get thirsty for water, but the cap has rum in it. The mosquito gets drunk, trips on the stick and bangs its head on the rock.
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    Property - mom: watch your language me: english
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    Font - My girlfriend borrowed $100 from me. After 3years, when we separated, she returned exactly $100. I lost Interest in that relationship. 46.4k 541 Share BEST u/JehovahsNutsack • 7h And now you're just left a loan. 1 5.6k + Reply u/Alexander556• 3h You deserve credit for this. 427 Doply
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    Face - Whoever invented the knock knock joke should get an award like what? I don't know, the no bell prize?
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    Sky - Red Bull / Release date ed Bu 1987 Birds in 1986: 22/06/2012
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    Cartoon - "Fred, Daphne & Shaggy, can you name one of Africa's big 5 animals?" "Rhino!" "I know you do Scooby, but it's not your turn!" CO
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    Muscle - Every little thing she does is magic. Burn her! She's a witch!
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    Plant - I want to tell you about a girl who only eats plants. You've probably never heard of herbivore.
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    Forehead - What's the difference between Iron-Man and Aluminium-Man ? Iron-Man stops the bad guys, Aluminium-Man foils their plans.. CAPTAIN AMMERICA MAY 6, 2016
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    Bird - I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned
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    Forehead - Three words. Eight letters. Say it, and I'm yours. @tonystarx Three words eight letters-
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    Font - Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon I got some of those smart home appliances but now my toaster is feuding with my fridge on Facebook, and my microwave is threatening to cancel them both. By Bude 1:56 PM 25 Jun 21 Twitter for iPhone 16 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 83 Likes MyFriendsCallMeJeff @JWAlex_in_MTL 1h Replying to @ChrchCurmudgeon I used to access the Internet through my toaster but i got tired of the pop-ups. 27 2 28 Ira Hall @AlmanME 1h Replying to @ChrchCurmudgeon If your smart ther
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    Purple - If they don't call the next Fast and Furious movie "Fast10 Your Seatbelts" l'm going to be furious.
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    Musical instrument - This is my friena Amanda Lynn Case And her sister Clair Annette Case
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    Sleeve - She said she wanted a spice rack for the kitchen. I said, 'Well, if that's what you want; what you really, really want.'
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    Hair - Have you ever realized that Women's "I'll be ready in 5 minutes" .and a man's "I'll be home in 5 minutes" are exactly the same
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    Face - At any given time, the urge to sing "The lion sleeps tonight" is just a whim away a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.
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    Liquid - I let my husband label the spices and this happened Beg Ur Parsle Kinda A Big Di Oregano Gangsa It's Go Thyme
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    Community - So sad watching people eat alone WET
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    Photograph - If you think about it, armadillos are just tactical assault possums.
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    Rectangle - A very rare photo of the Milky Way viewed from Mars
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    Peripheral - The Four Keys to Success S U CE
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    Bird - WHAT DO YOU GIVE SICK BIRDS? TWEETMENT! yingicotmman.tumble IS THIS THING ON?
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    Hair - Two cowboys were lost in the desert and were starving hungry. Finally, they see a tree in the distance draped in bacon. "Look!" says one cowboy. "It's a bacon tree. we're saved!" is shot down in a hail of bullets. He runs to the tree but suddenly With his last dying breath. he says: "It's not a bacon tree. it's a ham bush."
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    Sky - For Sale: Star Wars TIE Fighter rolling chassis. Needs cab and new hyper drive, serious offers only, no low ballers I know what I have. May trade for late model At-At. #theioah #iaoh
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    Hair - Your results aren't good Can I see them? N_BIBLE Probably not
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    Hood - Igets pulled over] cop: do you know how fast you were growing? me: officer, I wa-wait did you say growing? cop: *removes mask to reveal grandma* you've gotten so big
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    Sky - r/AskReddit Posted by u/theredditwill • 4m For 24 hours all crimes are legal. What crimes will you be commiting? Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL kurtduds · 3m None, because they're now legal Reply + Vote theredditwill 2· 1m Listen here you little shit
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    Product - Her: I only date bad boys. Мe: 7:59 #* Yler Eght

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